I’m thinking about posting on this blog every once in a while again because the other day I say that I was still getting views on it even though it hasn’t been posted on in so long, so i might start to put stuff on here again.

Give me some feedback to let me know if there’s anyone really wanting me to be on here again.

I would to take a few moments to discuss a few things that really piss me off. If you happen to read this I’m sorry for wasting so much of your time.

I really hate it when people classify all genres of electronic music as “techno”. This has always bugged the shit out of me because it’s one thing that can clearly show somepony’s ignorance. Honestly, these days when electronic music is gaining massive amounts of popularity you woukd think that people could at least call it “electronic music” and not classify the entiere expanse of electronic music as “techno”.
Another thing that absolutely pisses me off is when ignorant fucking people stand in front of the staircase I need to walk up to get to my class on the other fucking side of the school and block the way up. I’m standing here like, “WTF is this? Why can’t you just move along and continue your fucking day and not block my goddamn path so I won’t be late to my 5th period. AGAIN.
I hate it when people who play COD all of the damn time think that other game series suck because they’re “all the same”. I shouldn’t even have to explain this one.
I hate when people blast their shitty rap music on the bus, or in the hallways or, Cthulhu forbid, the fuckng classroom and that annoying everything 16th note crash “beat” is playing in the background of some shitty non-lyrics and I’m just like, “Die cancer, die”.
YOU CAN’T HAVE A BEAT THAT’S NOTHING BUT CRASH AND THE OCCASIONAL CLAP THAT ARE ALL VERY POORLY FILTERED. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PRODUCE, THIS IS NOT HOW ANYPONY SHOULD PRODUCE. THIS IS THE BULLSHIT THAT IS RUINING THE MUSIC INDUATRY TODAY. KICKS WON’T KILL YOU, NEITHER WILL SNARES. USE THEM YOU LAZY FUCKING CUNTS.
And there you have it, a short list of the bullshit that pisses me off these days.

-Endie

I’m having fun over at Blogger, but does anyone want me to do more stuff here?

Okay, this will be quick.

I have a new blog URL, for my new blog (consult “!” for details).

http://i-am-the-eggman-i-am-the-walrus.blogspot.com (bookmark it, the URL is a bitch to type in).

With nothing more to say here is a picture of Link:

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Hey guys this will be a really short update, just want to say that I made a new blog.

Click here to view that.

And the reason I have the new blog is explained in the first post.

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According to the show Conspiracy Theory, in which some old guy blabs on about stupid conspiracies that only complete morons would believe are true. And I have seen the trailer for the new episode on Wednesday and the “conspiracy” is that recycling is a government plan to take over teh worldz!!! OH NOES!!! Wow, you do not believe how stupid this is. Oh my God can people really be this fucking stupid? And this is supposedly a real conspiracy? Really, people believe that this shit is real? I’ll probably watch this episode, because I’m curious to find out how RECYCLING is a government ploy to take over the world.

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Ultra Violence Chapter VIII: The Sickening Snap

Ultra Violence Chapter IX: On the Run

Also KTLIOADJ is writing a new novel titled We The Savages about gladiator matches between prison in-mates. At the time of this writing he has not yet put up any chapters, however, he will make a new blog and put up some chapters later, because as of now his internet is down (;_;).

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I strip the Special Forces officer of his uniform, and dress him in my clothes. Luckily, he looks somewhat like me. I leave him at the back of the elevator, with the knife still in his neck. I take his shotgun and pull the black balaclava over my face, as to hide my face, however, there is still the hole in the side.

The elevator “dings” and blood has pooled on the floor around the body, I am now on the roof. David is there, probably thinking of stopping me from killing the chancellor, unaware that he is too late. He turns around when the elevator arrives and his ponderous look turns into a look of sheer horror as he sees “Rasputin” with a knife in “his” throat.

“H-He, he-he’s . . . dead . . ?” David says in utter horror.

“No. He is very much alive,” I say back.

“Oh no.”

“Oh yes.” Read the rest of this entry »

“What in the hell are you doing here?!” the chancellor says in a shaky and frightened voice. He begins to move for the button under his desk – which would call for backup. Intent on stopping him, I dash forward and and grab a paperweight off of his desk and hit him over the head with it. He fall out of his chair and onto the floor, I hit him with the paperweight again. I grab him by the lapels of his suit jacket and slam him into a wall over to my left. He is saying something to me, however, I can’t hear him and lay into his face with my fists. Blood pours from the chancellor’s mouth, and through broken teeth he says:

“Rasputin, please stop. You and I, we are the same.” My hands move up to his throat. “Please stop . . .”

“Chancellor, the only thing that we have in common is that we are both going to die today.” My hands tighten around the chancellor’s throat, and he smiles, I smile too. Then comes the sickening snap. Read the rest of this entry »

Let me start out by saying that if you like horror movies and you have not seen this film yet, than do so, now. Drag Me To Hell is the best horror movie I have seen in a long time. Believe me this film is worth it. The genius of Sam Raimi is the fact that his horror movies are funny as well as scary. A lot of the times he uses jump scares instead of suspense, and and you start off screaming and end up laughing. The kind of BOO! scares of old horror movies instead of all the psychological nonsense. Also the film is really gory, and not in the sense of “Ah, disgusting”, more like, “Haha, dear God there’s so much blood!”. These are the sort of films we need to hark-in back to. And again, go and buy this movie if you don’t already have it, and hell even if you do have it, give the companies more money!

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My arm dropped back down to my side, the dark skinned man comes back with a fire extinguisher and puts out Joseph’s body. He removes the sword from his chest and dragged the body out of the arena.

I turned around, not saying anything, and walked towards the exit: an elevator at the back of the arena. I pushed the call button, and while I stand waiting for the elevator I say to the crowd, “Fuck you, you ignorant assholes.”

Just as the elevator doors open David catches my attention, he makes an “R” in sign language with his left hand and an “F” with the right, “RF” roof. I walk into the elevator and press the button for the roof. Read the rest of this entry »

There was really no way to prepare myself for the task at hand, sure I had killed before but that made little difference. Those people were criminals, they deserved it, Joseph, however, was five years younger than me, and more importantly, innocent. He hadn’t done anything wrong. Sure he attacked me, but he was desperate for his freedom, as were all of us.

I walked, tiredly, down to gray hall to the arena, two men in dark suits escorted me down to the arena. I don’t think they were the men from before, there was really no way to tell.

When I reached the arena I was on an elevated platform, on the opposite side of the stands. Cameras zoom in on me, and ignorant people cheer.

On the opposite side of the platform Joseph emerges from a tunnel and he waves to the crowd, they cheered. Read the rest of this entry »

Well, there are going to be some serious changes with me. My reviews will be changing drastically. I plan on doing them similarly to my old reviews at TheSkyIsOurOcean (go ahead and click on it and read some of the old reviews, then come back, you may understand a little more). They were sort of like short rants, and I want to get back to that. I want to do this because my current reviews are boring as hell. I find them extremely boring and am going to change as I said. To give you an example something more like my Resistance Retribution review, personally this was my best review. I feel like a driveling drone “this comic is good, the art work is fantastic, the graphics are some of the best I have ever seen”, boring amirite? Resistance Retribution was not boring at all, in my opinion it was good. The reason I feel that my reviews are boring now is because I added structure, at first structure was good, the reviews were detailed and lengthy and no necessarily boring. Now they’re nothing but drivel. So expect these changes soon. There should also be a new top 5 list soon. I’m bored as hell guys. And more Ultra Violence tomorrow.

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My body is in pain from the impact, slowly I got up off of the wooden floor. There were many questions that I wanted to ask him. But now is not the time, I knew he would attack again, soon.

I snap sending an arc of flame in Joseph’s direction, he rolls away and in mid-air sends a wave of telekinetic energy in my direction. The wave hits me, and I am launched into a bookshelf along the left wall of the library. Pain overwhelms me. I fall and hit the floor, hard. Books fall onto me.

Ignoring the pain I spring to my feet and pick up a large tomb that weighed at least fifteen pounds, and had over two-thousand pages. I throw it at Joseph, while it is in mid-air I set it on fire. The book hits Joseph square in the chest, he falls over from the impact. He pushes the flaming book off of his chest and puts out the flames by smacking them with his hands. He gets up, blowing on his blistered hands. Read the rest of this entry »

The Killing Joke is a one-shot written by Alan Moore, drawn by Brian Bolland, and colored by John Higgins. The book goes into detail on one of the Joker’s back stories.

This book is mainly based around the Joker’s back story. And the fact that he doesn’t know what his past is, that every day he remembers it differently, and he says, “If I’m going to have a past, I want multiple choices”. So, the Joker shoots Barbara Gordon also known as Batgirl, and paralyzes her. He then has one of his thugs beat up Commissioner Gordon, knocking him unconscious. The Joker then proceeds to kidnap Gordon, he strips him naked and puts him on oneĀ  of those fun house trains showing him pictures of his daughter naked, all the while the Joker is singing a song telling Gordon that he can make it all go away if he goes insane. However, Gordon withstands the psycho treatment and the Batman arrives, he then gets into a great fight scene with the Joker, all the while the Joker tells him that one bad day can drive a man crazy, this is how the Joker went crazy, and the same with Batman. And he proves that Batman is insane, just not the same as the Joker. And this is proven when Batman laughs maniacally at the Joker’s joke.

I personally think that the book is great, however, the writer Alan Moore fells that it is not as good as his other stories and he overall does not find it that good, I very much disagree. The novel is great because it shows how similar Batman and Joker are to each other, and this Joker helped influence Heath Ledger’s Joker in The Dark Knight.

With that, this is an absolutely fantastic Joker story, definitely go buy it.

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Batman: The Long Halloween was printed in a maxiseries format with thirteen issues, written by Jeph Loeb and drawn by Tim Sale.

There is a killer slaying members of the Falcone family (a gang that is taking over Gotham City) and marking his killings with holidays, starting on Halloween, and ending the following year also on Halloween. Of course Batman is trying to stop him as all of the super villains in Gotham seem to amassing for an attack. This story also doubles as an origin story for Two-Face.

What really made this book great for me was that usually in Batman books there are either just gangsters, or just super villains, however, The Long Halloween uses both and does it well, no other Batman book that I’ve read besides The Dark Knight Returns. But sadly besides this and Hush Jeph Loeb hasn’t really made anything good, mostly he sucks, besides the two books aforementioned. Very upsetting. However, Tim Sale’s art is very good, it has this sort of Saturday morning cartoon feel, and it is very good. But I will say that Jeph Loeb does not know how to write the Scarecrow, apparently he thinks that all the Scarecrow does is recite nursery rhymes, and although at some times it works, but it is just not needed at some points, and is kind of stupid.

This aside, I do very much recommend this book, one of the best Batman books ever published.

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Recently, (like two hours ago) I re-read Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, and I have to say that after re-reading it I appreciate  the novel much more, and see why everyone likes it so much. I found out about the book from my Theater Arts teacher Mr. Rickettes, we were talking about Watchmen and I told him that Wizard magazine called it the greatest comic book of all time, and he says that he thinks The Dark Knight Returns is the greatest comic book. At the time (of course) I hadn’t heard of it, so I looked for it in the library and they had it. After reading it I didn’t really get why it was so amazing, so I read it again, still not seeing why it was so good. Possibly because at the time I was reading Watchmen and didn’t care much. So, yesterday after re-reading the other book for the fourth time I decided to re-read The Dark Knight Returns again. And like I said now that I pay more attention to it without thinking of Watchmen it was so much better, Miller really knows how to write Batman.

The book was released back in ’85 and ’86 as a monthly limited series, it ran four issues. And was written and drawn by Frank Miller. The book is very good and now I think I agree with my TA teacher, maybe The Dark Knight Returns is a little better than Watchmen. But then again I am thirteen and don’t “fully understand life” yet, so my opinion may just be invaild, oh well. Great book either way, go buy it.

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Yay! It’s snowing in Houston! Oh my God, that barely ever happens here, holy shit I was surprised when it snowed last year, and we usually get snow every four years! But as of today it has snowed two years in a row. I am so happy, I just got back from walking around in the snow. Best part is all the schools in our district are off school early. I walked around out there for like an hour. The cold didn’t even effect me, it was so cool, I got a lot of snow in my eyes as well. Remember in the last blog when I said it would be a December to remember? Well, now it is really a December to remember, and I think it’s still snowing, I may go out there again, not sure. Anyways, there should be some more Ultra Violence soon, look forward to it.

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I was going to type this from school but decided not to because WordPress on the school computers doesn’t have any of the layouts or anything, it’s just the SandBox for the WordPress site. Anyways, there are some graphic novels, and just plain text format novels that I want to read, the first of which being From Hell written by one of my favorite comic book authors: Alan Moore. It’s about the Jack the Ripper or Whitechapel murders. Also V for Vendetta, and you should all know what that is . . .

And on another note, TTITN is almost 3 months old, at about the 14th it will be the third month of TTITN goodness. Also just before November ended the blog reached over 200 views, damn, I never saw it coming, thank you all for viewing the blog, and welcome to a December to remember. There is a new chapter of Ultra Violence up, click here to read that. Also, Austin finally did Day 9 of Z-Day, click here to read that.

And just in case you forgot, ZDay is now hosted here, go there to view more chapters of Z-Day, and don’t forget to subscribe, it’s as easy as filling out your e-mail address.

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The tale of three teenager, one blog, and a never ending hatred for popular media. Of you know me IRL than you know we don't usually act like this, but this is OUR safe haven of the internet to express our opinions and put up what we want. PLEASE, do not leave dumbass comments if either (A) We like something you don't like or (B) We hate something you like, let us spell it out for you Y-O-U W-I-L-L B-E B-L-O-C-K-E-D. Get it. And if you wish to request something from me, ask, do not demand.

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