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Yes hello this is Kira, and today I’m here to rant about the little craps we all know and hate, FarmVille Freaks.

If anyone of you out there have a Facebook or any type of messaging or functioning account thing that has farmville as an application, you have met these people. Farmville freaks are people who are obsessed with Farmville.

“Can you fertilize my crops? OH OH SEND ME A GIFT! Hahahaha, guess what dude!!! I just got a reward for planting some flowers! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!”

You know when ever I here this I just think, “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!”. One day I finally told this to my best friend Dustin (who, bless is mentally retarded heart, is a FarmVille freak) to shut up, and he said you know what you have never even played FarmVille before try it and then tell me to shut up, So i did exactly that, I went home got on my computer and pulled up FarmVille. As the game was up it said for me to plant strawberries to get money (as it said to get money I realized what is the point of getting the money? The only thing I can use it on is more crops…) after I finished planting the strawberries, I thought it would wait three seconds then go and make it to where I could harvest them. nope. I had to wait four hours. Immediately I shut off my computer to get the FarmVille skank off it and went to Dustins house, as soon as he opened the door, WHAM!!! kicked him right in the balls and screamed, “I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE!!!! and walked away.

First rant for me. Good enough? Comment below saying if it was.

X_x Kira

Update: {12-2-09} MasterofStrings: Fixed all of the grammatical errors.


So last night I watched this film on TV, and I figured it being a horror movie made in the last ten years that it would fail epically and be filled with pointless jump scares. This being said I was pleasantly surprised by the fact the film was okay. . . that’s really all that can be said.

First off, this is not a pointless slasher flick full of sex and blood. But something that sort of leads you to believe that it’s like The Orphan but instead of a crazy adopted sister there is an evil step mother, but there is a twist at the end that blows that whole thought out of the frozen lake. So sort of like The Stepfather but with a stepmother.

The effects are pretty good, there isn’t really much gore, and it that note it is like The Orphan where it is building up that she’s crazy and out to kill your family and have sex with your husband, but of course no one believes you if you say stepmom/the orphan sister’s gonna kill our asses and rape/marry you.

So now is where I’ll talk about the best thing in the movie, the ending. The director pulls an M. Night Shamalan and throws a huge twist in at the end to rape any thoughts you had previously. So Anna the main character she gets released from the insane asylum (and she’s like sixteen, wtf?) after her mother’s death in a tragic fire and she goes ape shit crazy and slits her wrists. Ya, rly. And through the movie she sort of has these premonitions of people close to her being murdered, and she thinks it’s her stepmother. So her and her sister think that she is really an evil nanny that killed some kids and married the father, so they try and stop her. They both are drugged and when Anna wakes up her stepmother strips her. Ya, rly. And Anna’s “sister” kills her stepmother. After Anna finds her stepmother in the garbage her father comes home, and she says that Alex had to kill her because she was gonna kill their asses. And he says her sister died in the tragic fire. ZOMG! So it turns out she killed her stepmother AND she wasn’t an evil nanny at all. So she gets sent back to the loony bin and in the final scene the chick across the hall closes her door and the name says Mildred Kemp, the evil nanny.

So, this film was not that bad considering it’s a modern horror movie. Go watch it.



Okay, so a little while ago I made a to-do-list for some things I was gonna review, the Twilight series being one of them. I started on New Moon and I read for an about an hour and got up to about page 73. It was at this point I screamed, “Fuck it, there is no way I can do this!”. I apologize I know a lot of you want to here me rant and rave about how awful the Twilight series is but there is no way. The book is boring and dull as all hell. Nothing happens, absolutely bloody NOTHING! And it isn’t even the actual story that is making me not want to read it, (although that is shitty too) it’s the fact that Stephenie Meyer spends so much time and space telling us about things that don’t even matter. A lot of Twitards have been butt hurt over Stephen King “bashing” Twilight (more like criticism amirite gaiz?) and they have said that his books are boring, however, even if he takes time to tell a scene he at least does it for things that are important scenes. But Stephenie Meyer takes forever to tell scenes that don’t even matter.

Ugh, I’m done, that’s a rant at least.



Hey my name is Lee, but you can call me Kira. I’m a best friend of the creator of this blog. I realized he had made this blog a couple months ago, and I finally asked if I could be an author in it… he said sure XD. But yeah, I’m gonna be a new author on this blog and I am going to be posting chapters of this book I am writing, I’m also going to be doing reviews and ticking people off for fun :) so yeah that all.


Hey all, Will back again with another review, this time on the album With Roots Above And Branches Below by The Devil Wears Prada. The album was released on May 5, 2009 under the label Ferret Music.

The music is very metal core, and the screams are a little whiny at some points but are very good. At most points the screams are really incoherent, but if you have the lyrics opened they are really easy to follow. All of the literal music minus the vocals is really good, the drums and the guitar are all really good. The clean vocals also sound really great, they’re kind of like Micheal Jagmin’s vocals from A Skylit Drive only a little lower, and the clean singer looks really young, but he plays some damn good rhythm.

Overall, a really good hardcore album, you should check it out. Here is their song Danger: Wildman. Enjoy!



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1. Comic readers

These are the people who watch videos by people like DCompose’s utterly shit 101 videos and pretend that they know about comics. This makes me really fucking angry because most of these people have probably never even heard of some of these characters/comics and just want to sound like they’re know something about comics to fit in. First off, most people who read comics are considered geeks (which we are) and are outcasted, so there is no point in doing this to fit in. Second, you guys could know the information if you actually read the comics, plus DCompose gives some false info and doesn’t even elaborate on the characters so stop watching his 101’s and read the damn comics.

2. Emos

Myself am not am emo no matter what others say, however, there are those who aren’t disturbed aka they either pretend or they like it for the fashion or music. Now the second example isn’t necessarily something I have a problem with, there are many “emos” who are in it for the music genre or fashion. But the people who pretend to be emo and make shit up and say that they cut themselfs is mostly false.

3. Gangsters

You should have all seen this one coming, no posers rant would be complete without a section for the “gangsters”. You have all seen them, hell you probably know a few people like this, the fuckers with the rags, and the pants that are like three sizes too god damned big. The ones who will “pull out their gat and bust a cap in yo ass”. Dear god you fuckers go get some pants that fit and if you say you’ll “pull out yo gat and bust a cap in somebodies ass” than you had better be ready to do it because there are plenty of people who will kick your ass in a second. Especially with the way that they hold their guns, seriously you could break your wrist holding even a 9mm like that.



;_; Beautiful song.



Members of 4chan, and especially my brothers from /co/, what the fuck is wrong with you? Not really meaning to quote Heath Ledger’s Joker, but why so serious? People this is the internet, it is not srs bsnss.

Alright, to fill you in today I got on and went to /co/ the board for comics and cartoons and started a thead asking who the residents of /co/’s favorite comic book characters are and I said that mine was “Rorschach from Watchmen” (the quotes come in later). And for the first few replies they were somewhere near decency.

However, there were many douchebags who were saying that because I think that Rorschach is my favorite character that I didn’t understand the book and that I’m conservative. First of all, I’m not conservative nor am I liberal, but I suppose that I’m just neutral. Second of all, I did understand the book.

It’s really hard to believe that people can be such assholes, people think before you post. And don’t give me any “If you don’t like them being douhebags than get off 4chan”. I’m not whining or bitching, merely saying that people can be fucking stupid.



Give me something in the comments section to review or rant about, I seriously have nothing but a rant about douchebags on 4chan.



The cover of Alan Moore's Watchmen

Watchmen was written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Dave Gibbons. Watchmen was originally a mini-series published under DC Comics, it spanned one year with twelve issues and was collected into a graphic novel around 2005. It was the winner of the Hugo Award and was the only graphic novel on Time Magazine’s list of the top 100 English novels.

Watchmen has been widely received as the most celebrated graphic novel of all time. Many times director’s had tried to adapt the book to film, and in 2009 in some ways Zack Snyder (director of 300) succeeded.Many fans did not like the film very much, personally I thought it was a pretty faithful adaption, click here to read my review of the film. Read the rest of this entry »

I awoke in the square gray room. Groggily I got off the bed, rubbing my eyes I walked out of the room. The two men in suits escorted me back to the man in green’s study. This time they didn’t grab my jacket or point guns at me, they merely walked on either side of me.

The suited men and I reached the cherry wood door to the man in green’s study. The men stood guard on either side of the door. I turned the knob and opened the door shutting it behind me.

“Ah, Rasputin, good morning,” says the man in green in a giddy sort of tone. Read the rest of this entry »

The cover to The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead

Imagine yourself in a bookstore, not really looking for anything in particular. You walk by a section titled “Humor”, as you look through the books on the shelf you see one that stands out in your mind. It is a small book with a white cover, there is an M1 Garand and a machete crossed in the shape of an “X”. Above it you see text, it strikes you as odd, it says: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead. “Huh? Complete Protection From the Living Dead?” you say in your mind, or possibly aloud. “Is this guy serious?” You pick up the book and start flipping through it laughing to yourself.

You decide to read it and take it up to the cashier and purchase this fine piece of literature. After getting home you sit down, or lay down, and start reading. After a while you aren’t laughing, but instead you realize that despite you found this is the “Humor” section this book is no joke. The Zombie Survival Guide is really an instruction manual like any survival book to help you survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Congratulations! You now have a higher chance of surviving Z-Day, but remember keep the Guide close, and always keep it with you.

Written by Max Brooks, son of Mel Brooks, this is the ultimate guide to surviving Z-Day, and is approved by me, the author of an unpublished novel about zombies: Z-Day (and I used the Guide as a reference for Z-Day). Not that an unpublished writer’s opinion really matters but I’m trying to say that this is a great book, it really is Complete Protection From the Living Dead. This book is pretty cheap, but is one day the zombies do come with this Guide you will be ready.



Today was a really shitty day. Not the 21st itself but the day before. Me and the damn technicality, it is only 12:08 a.m. Anyways, today I was reading New Moon because I was really bored and this Twitard comes up to me and asks: “Are you on Team Edward or Team Jacob?” And I reply: “No, I’m on Team Go Fuck Yourself!” Luckily she didn’t get a brick and bash in my face. Oh well, today made sad post on 20th, bummed out because school sucks. Day picked up after the incident between the Twitard and I. Funny really because she was a friend of mine, it’s just when she talks about Twilight I fell like going an hero and taking her with me. Also today tried to get on Encyclopedia Dramamtica, SISD blocked it for blogs and forums. But they block for an actual reason at least, y’know “Adult Sexually Explicit”. Whatever, Will signing off.



When I awoke there was a throbbing pain in my head from when the Special Forces smacked me over the head. I tried to move but was chained to a metal chair. My middle finger was still broken, it was really uncomfortable because there were these sort of metal mits on my hands. I sat waiting for whatever the hell the world was going to throw at me next, I didn’t have to wait long. Two men in dark suits with shaved heads and black leather gloves. They unchained me from the chair and out of the solitary room. One of them dragged me along by my jacket through the Psychic Ward, and the other had a pistol to my head. Behind every sanitized door was a psychic waiting to be executed.

But to my surprise they dragged my right by the WWII style gas chamber and into a sort of study. With walls and shelves of  cherry wood, every shelf was filled with books, and once all the shelves were filled there were books piled onto the floor and desks and tables. There was a man sitting at a desk at the back of the room, he had thinning gray hair, and a green plaid suit. The dark suite men released me and left, closing the door behind them. Read the rest of this entry »

Z-Day has been moved here and Austin will be contributing:

Watchmen was released on March 3, 2009 in theaters and is based on the 1986, 1987 miniseries written by Alan Moore and drawn by Dave Gibbons. Starring Patrick Wilson and Jackie Earl Haley. Watchmen is set in an alternate history in which superheroes are real and don’t exactly act as if they would in your average Marvel comic book, they are real people with real problems and they generally kill criminals, some have even been in wars. In 1977 the Keene act is passed and vigilantism is outlawed once again, and three of the heroes retire (Nite Owl II; Ozymandias; Silk Specter II); two are working with the government (Dr. Manhattan; The Comedian); and one does not retire of his own choice (Rorschach). The acting was very good on all of the members of the cast’s part, it felt like they all really cared and weren’t acting, it was like they really were their character, except for the actress who plays Silk Specter II. The effects are all really good and are believable, and the art in and of itself is amazing and some of the individual images are very close to those of the comic. This one is a must buy, at the least a rental.



The film Hellboy was released in 2004. It is based on a comic series by Dark Horse Comics. I have not read any of the Hellboy, but I can say that this is a very enjoyable film. And I have heard a lot of people who read the comics and a lot of them say this is a great film. However, my mom doesn’t like it, she says that Hellboy is boring. WOW, how can anyone think that this film is boring. Whatever this is really a great film, it has laughs, action, and more laughs. The comedy is very good. The special effects were awesome, and the thing that I like the most is that the director does not use CG for everything, only when he needs to. It really annoys me when directors don’t need to use CG, they can use a robot or a costume, like George Lucas and the prequels, almost everything was CG, personally I would rather have something that doesn’t look as good but is real instead of CG that I know is fake. Anyways, I can’t really annotate on how close Hellboy is to the comics. The acting is good and the lines are delivered well enough, at some points there are a few bad lines, or they aren’t delivered well but still a really good film.



Yay, new chapters for my novels.

Make sure you go read them, and RATE the chapters and leave comments, you don’t need a WordPress account to comment on this blog, just leave a response of praise or criticism for the chapters, and rate them that says more than a comment. Also, for a while my good friend Austin a.k.a. KTLIOADJ will take over Z-Day for a while, while I am working on Ultra Violence. And I am still not back just want to leave this announcement and finish the drafts that I had started.



The morning sun began to peek over the hills behind the small forest. I stood with my M1 ready to shoot any undead that come our way.Vincent and Jack were going to the car to get any supplies that weren’t destroyed. Austin stood a few feet away from me, the cold must have been getting to him, he took his black trench coat out of his bag, and draped it over his body.

Vincent came back with nothing, “Uh, there wasn’t much to be salvaged, it was either broken or missing. “He said, for some reason sounding guilty. “But there is a supermarket and an Army Surplus Store on the way to our camp, if you would like to restock we can and get new weapons as well.” Read the rest of this entry »

This most certainly is an estranged world, and an unfair one at that. People like me aren’t accepted in regular society. I am single, always have been, probably always will be. I have no friends, and haven’t since I was thirteen. And it’s all because of these god damned powers that I didn’t even ask for. And to think that I was a normal boy for thirteen years then BAM! Like a ton of bricks it all came down.

I remember it like it had happened only a few hours ago, December 7th, 2003, I sat eagerly on our old couch retrieved from a dumpster two years prior. I wait for my mother to bring me my presents, “There you are,” she says, I snatch the presents away from her with almost an animal instinct, I tore into the colorful paper with two hands. Inside is a box, hurriedly I take off the lid, there are books, all the ones I wanted. Then all my friends gather around to examine my gift. I was overtaken with excitement, and it felt like there was something building up inside me. The energy is released, I see a huge, fiery explosion, the people around me are turned to charred skeletons, warm blood splashes my face. Neighbors called police, they all call me a “child murderer”. Luckily the cops acknowledge it was an accident and don’t send me to jail. But none of my other relatives will take me in, no matter how much they loved me, they were too afraid they would meet the same fate as my friends, and my mother. Read the rest of this entry »

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