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Yay! It’s snowing in Houston! Oh my God, that barely ever happens here, holy shit I was surprised when it snowed last year, and we usually get snow every four years! But as of today it has snowed two years in a row. I am so happy, I just got back from walking around in the snow. Best part is all the schools in our district are off school early. I walked around out there for like an hour. The cold didn’t even effect me, it was so cool, I got a lot of snow in my eyes as well. Remember in the last blog when I said it would be a December to remember? Well, now it is really a December to remember, and I think it’s still snowing, I may go out there again, not sure. Anyways, there should be some more Ultra Violence soon, look forward to it.

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W00t! Finally more reasons why Resident Evil 4 is not as great as people say.

Creatures:

This is what bothers me, there are no zombies. NONE, not a one, nada, they aren’t  here! That may not seem like a real problem to some, but to me this is a big deal, because all the good (and shit) RE games had zombies. Of course reviewers always say something along the lines of “The enemies in Resident Evil 4 are more frightening because they can think and will throw shit at you”, FUCK THAT! Give me Lickers Hunters and the good old fashioned zombie over these Spanish assholes (no offense to Spaniard who may be reading this). And if you didn’t know the enemies in RE4 are called Ganados (AHHH! SPANSIH!), and they are the residents of a village who were infected by a bug. No really, a fucking bug, not a virus, a god damn bug.

“Resident Evil 4 has the best graphics on the GameCube”:

*facepalm* Any reviewer who says the graphics in RE4 are good, pretty, revolutionary, or anything of the sort has been playing way too many FPSs. RE4’s graphics are good in a way, but the game has no style. It’s either brown paths and vacant, boring buildings, or the bland inside of a house, or something. The only exception for me is the castle, I thought the castle had some good art design, but a lot of it was kind of boring, and reminded me of Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

There you are, two more reasons why I don’t like RE4.

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NOTE: Yes, I am aware that I am ranting about a game that is 4 years old, but if I had WordPress 2 years ago these rants would still be here.

This will be a relatively short update, just wanted to tell you all that the first chapter of Z-Day is now up and dying to be read. Also some new reviews coming to the blog.

  • Drag Me To Hell (2009)
  • The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead (2003) FINISHED!!!
  • Watchmen (1986, 1987) FINISHED!!!
  • Resident Evil 4 Pt. 2 (2005) FINISHED!!!
  • Tales of the Abyss (2006)
  • Twilight Series CANCELLED!!

Look forward to these reviews and possibly more here at TheTeethInTheNight

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